Hippity Hoppity, get off my proberty

animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:26:12 +0200

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:06:33 +0200

please help, my boyfriends father was deported this morning

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:05:49 +0200

shoutydwarf:

we all know hypothetically about the horrors of living in trumps america. we’ve all seen the same stories, we know how dangerous it is to be brown, that your whole life can fall down in an instant. we know this. I thought I knew this more than most, with my boyfriend being mexican. in the back of my mind I’ve had this anxiety for months, knowing what could happen - and today it did.

we were stopped by what looked to be a cop car in what I thought was an ordinary police stop (scary enough already) but it turned out to be anything but. behind the car were three black vehicles with tinted windows, literally like you see in the movies. me and my boyfriend are both fresh out of teenager years, and there was just two of us against several armed government officers.

this was literally the single most terrifying experience of my life. they told us to put our hands up and all I could think was that they’re gonna tell him to step out of the car, they’re gonna kill him in front of me, and I’m gonna have to call his family and tell them that I saw their son die and that he’s never coming home.
they laughed in my boyfriend’s face, asking several times for his name and jiggling the door handle and held us for what felt, to me, like a small and hellish eternity. I’m sure most people can understand what a traffic stop can be like as a brown person in america - i feel like i don’t need to say much more here and honestly just trying to describe everything that happens makes me want to throw up so I’m not going to.

eventually they let us go and somehow it only gets worse from there.
we found out that my boyfriend’s father had been picked up by ICE. we believe at present that the point of the stop was to stop me and my boyfriend from driving past the daycare down the road (where his father was dropping off his 3 yr old son at) so that we wouldn’t be able to see what they were doing to his dad. the fact that they know our schedules so well means they must have been following us and watching us for a while. i would say that i’m paranoid except that honestly, this is entirely justified.

currently, his dad is being held by ICE. because it’s immigration court, not criminal court, he is not entitled to free legal representation. we need at least $5000 for lawyer, not even including the bond. my boyfriend and I both work but there is no way for us to be able to raise this kind of money on such short notice. my boyfriend is basically in shock right now, as I think is very reasonable, and this entire situation feels beyond hopeless. the only chance we have of keeping his family together is through this lawyer, and through asking for help from others.

i know you are all tired from everything you see on the news. i know that there are many stories like ours. but please, this is ours. this is the man I love. this is his father. this is our future together. I never thought this would actually happen and it honestly still feels like a surreal nightmare but it has happened, and we cannot get out of it ourselves.

you can donate to our paypal here. every penny helps and if you can’t donate i completely understand, just please please share this post. if we dont raise enough and it becomes too late we WILL be refunding the money to whoever donates.

thug-4-life: howstufftwerks: crrocs: being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:39:41 +0200

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

throwbackblr: ruinedchildhood: Shit…Make it 4

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:54 +0200

throwbackblr:

ruinedchildhood:

Shit…Make it 4

watsonwarrior: dudeufugly: setlock anecdote: At one point...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:54:55 +0200

watsonwarrior:

dudeufugly:

setlock anecdote: At one point Benedict kicked the door out too hard and it went flying down the stairs. Everyone just stood there and looked after it for a second.

also: they did the “Well, I’m not now” quite often and seem to have chosen the one take that brought out the most laughter in the onlookers as it was rather over the top in comparison to the other takes.

all of the above

watsonwarrior: dudeufugly: setlock anecdote: At one point...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:54:41 +0200

watsonwarrior:

dudeufugly:

setlock anecdote: At one point Benedict kicked the door out too hard and it went flying down the stairs. Everyone just stood there and looked after it for a second.

also: they did the “Well, I’m not now” quite often and seem to have chosen the one take that brought out the most laughter in the onlookers as it was rather over the top in comparison to the other takes.

all of the above

captainamerica1-6: I think about this all the time

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:52:59 +0200

captainamerica1-6:

I think about this all the time

its-hp-bitch:James: You’ve been avoiding me, Evans.Lily: How do you do that without turning...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:52:45 +0200

its-hp-bitch:

James: You’ve been avoiding me, Evans.
Lily: How do you do that without turning around?
James: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Lily:
James:
James: I can still hear Padfoot laughing.

binches: lms if u want a relationship like this(:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:52:30 +0200

binches:

lms if u want a relationship like this(:

best-shower-thoughts: Goats have a reputation for being assholes, but when you consider how...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:52:12 +0200

best-shower-thoughts:

Goats have a reputation for being assholes, but when you consider how throughout history people have sacrificed them and used them in other ways … well, maybe it’s deserved. (source)

samstevehascorruptedme: shawarmababy: golden-red-heart: thorhead: I was gonna say that the only...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:51:48 +0200

samstevehascorruptedme:

shawarmababy:

golden-red-heart:

thorhead:

I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it

But then I realised

They did

That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.

this comic is cute as fuck look how offended steve is

microphonefiend:bae: come overme: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japanbae: i’m home aloneme:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:51:27 +0200

microphonefiend:

bae: come over
me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan
bae: i’m home alone
me:

phdna: patrickat: booplesnootscookies: the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:51:21 +0200

phdna:

patrickat:

booplesnootscookies:

the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up rocket and spun around like a lethal carousel of war. looked like julie andrews dancing in the mountains. the hills are alive but bitch you ain’t.

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE BUT BITCH YOU AIN’T

jodiefoster: me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:51:02 +0200

jodiefoster:

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

hufflepuff-pastry: memecucker: tumblr glitch that causes everyones drafts to be published at the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:50:56 +0200

hufflepuff-pastry:

memecucker:

tumblr glitch that causes everyones drafts to be published at the same time

This would be like that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Malcolm reads everyone’s secrets over the intercom and no one makes fun of each other but they also don’t make eye contact with each other for the rest of the year

angryschnauzer: jasmiinitee: blueeyesshyskies: agentscullycart...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:11:32 +0200

angryschnauzer:

jasmiinitee:

blueeyesshyskies:

agentscullycarter:

what a queen i bloody love her

Amazing but why is her foot in the bin

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Next time i hope she brings her stick to whack men with who are dumbasses.

captainmarvels: Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:10:37 +0200

captainmarvels:

Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)

legally-bitchtastic: legally-bitchtastic: thexfiles: i love...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:09:53 +0200

legally-bitchtastic:

legally-bitchtastic:

thexfiles:

i love her

Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrie’s mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrie’s mom.

Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in 1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.

binches: avvocarlo: dark garfield he’s so fucking hot

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:08:51 +0200

binches:

avvocarlo:

dark garfield

he’s so fucking hot